BA – LONE – EE * Open Thread *



How often do you hear someone say something on television, or read something in a newspaper or online and mutter: “baloney”. Okay I sometimesoften– frequently say something a little less polite. For the sake of elevating my language I’ll use the word baloney. Besides my fingers would get tired typing bovine excrement over and over again.

Almost any time a politician speaks you will find traces of baloney in their words. With Obama it’s a baloney feast every time he opens his mouth. The man has baloney of the mouth.

For example:

Obama promises support to Louisiana after floods

“What I want the people of Louisiana to know is, you’re not alone on this, even after the TV cameras leave,” Obama said after touring brick homes whose lawns were cluttered with slabs of drywall and soaked sofas and mattresses.

If you didn’t know Obama, if you didn’t remember his many lies you might think this man really cared about the people of Louisiana.

Maybe if he explained why that while they were digging that drywall out of their homes he was playing golf it would be a start. Then he couldn’t  bother to worry about them. Oh that’s right – he didn’t want to get in the way. (snort)

When his vacation was over, when he had been shamed into going to Louisiana, he went. Looking for compassion from Obama is like Diogenes searching for an honest man. He sure doesn’t need to bother searching at the White House.

Then we have Hillary. She is a woman that is baloney from stem to stern. Top to bottom. Fore and aft. Up and down. Okay you get the idea. Hillary is all baloney.

The Dowager Duchess of Chappaqua decided recently to go back to her rhetorical roots. Which means she’s playing the victim again. “I often feel like there’s the Hillary standard and then there’s the standard for everybody else.”

Remember when she said that she and Bubba left the White House broke? Why they could hardly pay the mortgages on their houses.

That’s not a problem any more is it? Hillary’s Average Net Worth = $32,015,004. But since she and Bubba use the “Clinton Foundation” as their own private cookie jar I doubt anyone really knows what’s she’s worth – in dollars and cents anyway. Her value as a human being is nil.

The saddest thing in this country at this time is that this corrupt woman will probably be sitting in the Oval Office come January.

I hope she takes joy from being one of the most unpopular and distrusted people to ever run for president let alone win. As for her constant harping on the “the glass ceiling – puhleeze you baloney sleaze.

Okay let’s dissect Paul Ryan shall we? The nice looking young man with the great family and a great story. A nice young man from Janesville, Wisconsin. Congressman from the first district of Wisconsin. My congress critter. A man I respected and voted for many times. Until I discovered that he’s full of baloney. The thing about Ryan that I most respected was his fiscal responsibility. Well that’s down the … 

Thus far Speaker Ryan looks a whole lot like John Boehner. Without the orange tan and the tears. And without a bit of fiscal responsibility in sight.

As if he hadn’t annoyed me enough he endorsed Trump. Now he seems to be backing Trump from a distance. Whatever. I no longer “like” Ryan. I think he’s a phony baloney and the only reason I’m glad he won his primary is because the idiot running against him is worse. A bigger baloney.

You couldn’t toss a cat in congress without hitting a politician full of baloney. Although I think if you tossed a cat in congress they would probably arrest you. The cat might be miffed or it might think it died and went to heaven to find itself amongst all that baloney. It’s probably not a good idea. At least for me. I think my cat tossing days are done. But I’d pay to see someone else do it.

Then you have Trump. What can I say that hasn’t all ready been said about this baloney buffoon? I still can’t get over the fact that any one would take him seriously. He has the vocabulary of a 3 year old on a bad  vocabulary day.

Have you ever listened to one of his non-teleprompter speeches?  Gibberish. If you take someone whose mouth is still numb from dental work and get them drunk they would talk like Trump.

You can’t argue about his policies because he hasn’t any. At least none that he sticks to or seems to understand. He talks baloney, he even looks like baloney. Baloney that’s having a bad hair day.

If you listen to his supporters, if you can endure listening to them, you hear more nonsense. Many, or most simply apply whatever they think should happen to what Trump said and ride that baloney for all it’s worth.

The Chinese say 2016 is the year of the monkey – which makes sense when you think about the Trumpanzees and their ability to see facts.  Nothing he says changes their minds so nothing anyone else says will ever penetrate that pile of baloney they call a brain.

I think 2016 should be the year of the baloney. Nothing else suits this year of insanity quite as well IMO. Just think how much fun it would be whenever someone asked what year it was you could respond: baloney. I think it’s catching – I am also now officially,


12 Responses to “BA – LONE – EE * Open Thread *”

  1. Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy Says:

    Did you ever nail it, Marge. It is truly remarkable the lengths to which people will go to justify the “baloney” that their candidate of choice spews, be it Clinton or Trump. Trump’s recent “pivot,” as a nicer word, to Amnesty after riling the masses for MONTHS, to a position held by both Bush and Rubio, is a case in point. You have people like Coulter now justifying this MASSIVE shift, the one that propelled him (along with line-crossing Dems to have him vs. Clinton)with his angrier-than-hell-burn-’em-all-down constituency to the nomination. Think they are going to abandon him now? Not bloody likely. They will just jump through more idiotic hoops to justify what he said.

    Same goes for Clinton supporters.

    People make my head hurt…

    • kenoshamarge Says:

      I’m with you with the head hurting.

      I don’t know if they can’t think or they won’t think. All I know is that it is obvious to me that they are not thinking.

  2. kenoshamarge Says:

    • Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy Says:

      ROTFL – that is PERFECT!! Oh, my – sums it up beautifully!

      • kenoshamarge Says:

        Where’d everybody go? Was it something I said? Is it a baloney boycott? Did I finally kill your blog?

        • Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy Says:

          ROTFLMAO – no, I am sure you did NOT kill my blog! Oh, my – you are funny as hell!

          And no, I doubt it is a baloney boycott – at least not of the meat! Maybe people are so sick of the baloney coming out of the two campaigns and Obama White House, they just cannot stomach it anymore!

          Btw, Suzy said she VERY much enjoyed your baloney!

  3. Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy Says:

    This headline at Daily Wire had me cussing a blue streak. What a bunch of &^^$$$&*@#%%@*^$#*^ idiots we have in the White House: “Obama White House: We Don’t Know Iran’s Intentions For Harassing American Vessels.”

    Seriously?? They don’t??? I am sure every single one of us could come up with a reason why in the hell Iran is hassling our ships. What a bunch of IDIOTS.

  4. Rabble Rouser Reverend Amy Says:

    Good for Perino for eloquently dispelling Kilmeade’s idiotic comments abt Trump’s latest major flop on Immigration that moves him closer to Obama than anyone else. Go, Perino! Here it is:

    • kenoshamarge Says:

      Dana seems to be keeping her integrity while all around her are losing theirs. Good for her. I may not have always agreed with her but she’s earned my respect.

  5. kenoshamarge Says:

  6. kenoshamarge Says:

    Here’s A Full Timeline of Donald Trump’s Immigration Positions

    It’s worth noting that Trump didn’t lift a finger against the Gang of Eight bill, and funded five of the eight members.

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